this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.
Boys are so weak with their penises hahahahaha all i did was touch you and you have a boner WEAK YOU ARE WEAK
- mom: dont eat now or you wont be hungry for dinner
- me: trust me ill be hungry for dinner